Friday, February 29, 2008

Confucious, Lying Bastard

Am out of town. Will give details later. Have been on six planes this week and am not finished yet. This week I have also seen:

* 4 year old puke in her own bed.
* 4 year old puke in her grandparents' car.
* Grandmother puke in sympathy to 4 year old puke.
* Car filled with vomit getting rear-ended.
* 4 year old crap her pants on an airplane.
* 2 year old puke on a plane.
* 2 year old continue to puke on a plane and her mother, every 30 minutes for 6 hours.
* 2 year old puke in a hotel bed.
* 2 year old puke in the other hotel bed.
* 2 year old spray poop all over hotel bathroom.
* Hotel housekeeper gag and try and hide tears.

Not only do I think I am banned from flying Southwest airlines ever again, but our current hotel room smells like the inside of an 80 year old's ass. Not a pretty picture. Pray for me people- this week ain't over yet.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm so sorry sweetie! Someday this will be a funny story that people ask you to tell over and over again - I promise!

Tara said...

There are no words. Just - no words. Hang in there and try to keep the vomit off you.

Wishing you peace and healthy children...

Evan and Robin Sorem said...

At least nobody pissed on your husband. That would be the end.

Sounds like someone needs a few shots of Cabo Wabo.

Good luck Kristen.

ERS