Sunday, October 01, 2006
1. They ask to "see their poopie" in the diaper before you throw it away.
2. They run into the pantry and close the door to have a "private poo."
3. They ask you not to grab them by their knees when you're changing them. "No Mommy, no knee. Grab my ankle."
4. Mid-bubblebath, they'll suddenly look up and squeal "No poopie in the tub! No poopie in the tub!" When you ask them if they have to go potty, they shoot you a look like you're the stupidest person on Earth and say "no."
5. They specifically request which character they would like on their diaper. "No Cookie Monster Mommy, I want Elmo."