tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20909175500304706932024-03-05T08:59:09.457-06:00LollybloggerDisplaced California girl deep in the heart of Houston.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.comBlogger444125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-88177917094199430642013-10-17T10:59:00.002-05:002013-10-17T10:59:44.682-05:00A Love Hate RelationshipTrying to listen to the radio with the kids in the car is becoming increasingly difficult. I find myself hovering over the volume button- ready to censor the rogue news story about how thongs are dangerous to your health or the latest casting for "Fifty Shades of Grey." <div>
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I remember in high school my English teacher told us the opposite of love was not hate. It was indifference. I didn't get that at all. Indifference? How could that be? </div>
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Fast forward 23 years and I completely understand. There is a fine line between love and hate. You can't feel that deeply about anything, or anyone without coming from a place of reckless abandon. My favorite line from John Greene's <u>Fault In Our Stars </u>is when he talks about not just choosing who you love, but "who you allow to hurt you." I loved (and hated?) that. </div>
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It was 55 degrees this morning- and delicious. My dogs kept running around my postage-sized stamp of a backyard, wondering where the heat went. The windows in the house are open, and I feel like my house just farted out 4 months of stale air. </div>
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It's been a while. A few days ago, my girls and I were making a list of things that make us happy. They wrote about Rainbow Looms, I wrote about television shows that teach me how to cook meth in the desert. I loved "Breaking Bad." I love "Downton Abbey," "Newsroom," "Orange Is The New Black" and "Madmen". Why? The writing. I love, love good writing. I like the act of writing. I like savoring my words, or just throwing them up and walking away and never looking again. It is good therapy.</div>
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Side note about "Breaking Bad"---- I just finished reading the book <u>Heidi</u> with my youngest kid. After we finished, she said, "Mom? You know what I didn't like? I don't like how <i>good</i> Heidi is all the time." Heidi needed a little bit of Heisenberg in her.... I guess we all do. I find myself having conversations with my kids to <i>encourage</i> them to make mistakes. Go ahead- get the tally on your behavior chart. Know what it feels like. Learn from it. If you're not comfortable testing the waters in 2nd and 4th grade- you could suddenly be 50 and find yourself in an RV in the desert, cooking meth. I don't think anyone wants to grow up to be Walter White.</div>
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Lots of people are spending the month of October by writing 31 posts. I can't commit to that, but I can promise myself that I will return here frequently. </div>
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We are knee deep in a new school year. The newness is no longer there, and the morning routine is starting to feel drudgery. I find myself with pockets of time that are boring- and then hours of non-stop running that leave me tired and cranky. This year's theme is apparently, manic depressive.</div>
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For the most part, this is still true. My sense of humor is the same (lucky is the husband that gets the brunt of this). I part my hair on the same right side, and I still love the book <u>Little Women</u> on a rainy Sunday afternoon.<br />
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But, I am starting to feel my age in different ways. "Risky Business" was on tv the other night, and I suddenly found myself cringing during the party scenes. I felt empathy for Tom Cruise's parents when the crystal egg was tossed through the air. I'd kill my kid if they threw that kind of party in my house. Same reaction with "Weird Science" and "Ferris Bueller". Old age is cinematically creeping in.<br />
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I no longer associate with Laura Ingalls- I'm more a Ma girl now. Why didn't she tell Pa to go soak his head when he wanted to leave that little house in the big woods? Who willingly lives in a house made out of a grass hill? Who makes their dog walk UNDER the wagon and practically drown? Oh, Ma- you needed to give Pa a day or two of the prairie silent treatment.<br />
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I remember picking my grandmother up at the airport when I lived in Honolulu. I was 15, and had an orchid lei in my hand when I gave my grandmother a big hug at baggage claim. In her french twist and travel pantsuit, she was the grandmother I had always loved. She asked me if I had any bubblegum in my purse. I raised my eyebrows in surprise as I handed her a piece of watermelon flavored Bubble Yum. Despite her Revlon lipstick coated lips (Cherries in the Snow), she blew the biggest bubble I have ever seen, and laughed when I clapped my hands in surprise. "Don't you forget..." she said. "Every woman has a young girl inside of her. The trick is not to forget her."Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-21641831548280924582013-01-03T23:17:00.000-06:002013-01-03T23:17:11.026-06:002013New year.<br />
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It's the last night of my holiday vacation- wrapping up an eight day California gorge fest of family, friends, food & fun. You know you've done it right when you're craving quiet, kale & a can of Slim Fast.<br />
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I've been thinking of my new year- and the resolutions it brings. Usually I have a pretty good idea of what I want to focus on, but this year, it didn't come easily.<br />
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For the last few days of my vacation, I'm at my parents' house. Along with my 2 girls, we are helping them babysit my little brother's children. They are on a much anticipated cross country jaunt to wedding. Their children are 13 months and 3- and adorable. It's the first time they've been away from their parents, so we were all a little nervous.<br />
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The first night- my year old nephew woke up around 1:45am- crying. My parents and I took turns walking him. We tried various pacifiers. Warm milk. Lullabies. He was pissed.<br />
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I took him into a bedroom and laid him on the bed. He instinctively grabbed a nearby teddy bear and gave it a hug. In my weariness, I told my nephew, "Teddy needs to go to bed. Help him go night night."<br />
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To my surprise, my nephew immediately stopped crying, patted the teddy bear, covered him with a blanket and snuggled down next to him. He kept giving the bear reassuring pats- and in focusing on the bear, forgot about his own sorrow. He fell asleep almost immediately.<br />
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There it was. My new year's resolution. To focus on others. To find the teddy bears that need help so that in helping them, I help myself. 2013- you are already teaching lessons in unexpected places.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-74374478700532796852012-12-17T12:44:00.000-06:002012-12-17T12:44:03.958-06:00LostMy baby is seven.<br />
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In first grade.<br />
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It's hard to look at her and not think of the parents in New Town.<br />
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The ones with empty arms.<br />
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Hidden Christmas presents that no longer matter.<br />
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Front teeth that will never grow in.<br />
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I live in a land where guns matter. Guns matter to a lot of people. They are adamant about their guns. Their rights.<br />
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Those babies had rights too.<br />
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Does a gun that shoots six rounds per second belong in your 2nd Ammendment?<br />
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It doesn't in mine.<br />
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Guns may matter to some people, but children matter more.<br />
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Hopefully we can all agree on that one.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-53983959724894387292012-12-10T11:43:00.001-06:002012-12-10T11:48:56.698-06:00Party Planning For DummiesWe did it.<br />
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First big party in this house? Check it off the list. Never you mind that my husband couldn't get out of bed yesterday, or that I took a 4 hour nap. It was worth it. Big parties are no big deal. Effortless. Easy-peasy, chicken squeezy. Especially when you use these ever-so-smart party planning tips...<br />
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So there you have it! Party planning made easy. We narrowly escaped a call to the fire department, had Australians doing the Gangnam style dance in my family room & are forever blessed to have such good friends to celebrate with. Anyone know a good furniture refinisher?<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-6482337425449599072012-12-05T09:58:00.000-06:002012-12-05T09:58:44.289-06:00Almost ThereIn 2 days, I turn 40.<br />
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The weirdest part of this is not seeing Judd Nelson play Santa Claus on the Hallmark Channel (he did! My inner Molly Ringwald shuddered), or that our planned trip to Thailand went in the trashcan, but that I vividly remember where I was when my Mom turned 40.<br />
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I was 15. Immediately after highschool- I went over to our family friend's house to decorate for her surprise party. I helped hang a huge banner that said "Lordy, Lordy, Sharon's Forty" and waited in eager anticipation for my mom that hates surprises.<br />
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My girls are 9 and 7, and I wonder if they will recall this birthday. My husband has invited a small gathering of friends to join us for Saturday night- and I love seeing him, completely out of his element- menu planning, cake ordering and juggling the small bits of party throwing that drive one nuts. He has not yet started his own Pinterest account, so at least there's that.<br />
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The drink of choice is a gin concoction called "Forever Young" (1990 Prom theme in the house!) and I'll let you guys know if it magically gets rid of the line that has somehow formed between my brows.<br />
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So, goodbye to my 30's. You were a grand decade- ushered in with karaoke and friends in a little house in San Diego that had no children. You were not all fun and games, but not all sadness either. I lost 3 of my grandparents. One baby. Birthed 2 delicious little girls. Moved more times than I care to remember. Many of your moments are hazy- I was very, very tired during a good stretch of your time. But I will look back and know that this is the time I became a mother, we became a family and forever changed.<br />
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A quote came across my twitter feed that made me stop and think.<br />
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"Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking."- Marianne Williamson<br />
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I get it. There's nothing admirable about rejecting your gifts. However, I feel there's something to be said for the lost art of just being.<br />
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Pinterest shows me a gazillion ways to carve a pumpkin, make a monster wreath for my door and decorate the cutest Halloween cookies. I've clipped dozens of pages of homes that will never look like my house. Is this good? Is this inspiration or a daily reminder of what I'm not living up to?<br />
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Facebook updates are carefully crafted. Instagram photos are edited. The constant marketing of day to day life doesn't show the weariness. It doesn't show the 5:30pm nights where no one knows what's for dinner, or the homework that didn't get done, or the mean words that sometimes escape despite the best of intentions. It doesn't show the dirt of life. Is this good?<br />
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There's something to be said for shrinking. Not the minimizing of your talent, or making someone feel less than, but the shrinking of your life. Focusing in on what's important. Letting go of the Pinterest perfection and spending time on little things. Preferably, unshowered and in your pajamas.<br />
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Last night was not a good one. One of the kids had a nightmare, and was up in the middle of the night. It wasn't bad enough to miss school, but it was enough of a disruption to start the day off in a tired, grumpy way.<br />
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I called a truce. I sent one kid back to bed. Divided and conquered. One kid made it to their school on time. One did not. The tardy kid joined their mom at Starbucks, for a round of hot chocolates.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-63569513248817154482012-10-16T11:25:00.001-05:002012-10-16T11:28:59.882-05:00OverdueShe's turning nine in a few weeks. More and more, I get glimpses of the person she is becoming.<br />
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Last week, she finally got a library card in her own name. When you're almost nine, this is big, big stuff. Yesterday, after school, she adamantly asked to go to the library. What mom can resist? I watched her, holding her pink sparkly purse, with her books neatly stacked in her arm. She confidently strolled through the stacks, selected a few books, and nonchalantly checked them out. My mind sped forward- and substituted her pink sparkly purse for a laptop bag, or a diaper bag. Or both.<br />
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Damn, this is going by much too fast.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-3222093314100929082012-02-14T09:10:00.000-06:002012-02-14T09:10:29.629-06:00Random Acts of LoveHappy Valentines Day!<br />
We awoke this morning to valentines and little gifts- left by my early bird of a husband. I'm wondering if he saw the 3 foot heart balloon in my car that will grace his office later today. Nothing like a little (or big) heart of helium to add some love to your day.<br />
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Just saw a segment of <a href="http://www.halfthesky.org/en">this organization</a> on the news. Amazing how one mother, who doesn't speak Chinese, has no foreign policy experience, started a non-profit that trains child care providers to nurture and love Chinese orphans. Their name, "Half The Sky," is from an ancient Chinese proverb that states "women hold up half the sky." They are ensuring each girl can hold their own. Heart warming.<br />
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We had big plans for Lucy's kindergarten Valentine's party. I wanted to make the photo Valentine currently sweeping the internet- (like we did for Annie last year-<a href="http://www.parenthacks.com/2012/02/lollipop-illusion-photo-valentine.html"> (looks like this)</a>. Yesterday, she tearfully admitted she wanted store bought valentines, with stickers or tattoos. After 2 different drug stores, she finally found a box of Peanuts cards that made her smile. Good reminder for me to let go of the Pinterest craziness, and do what makes your kids happy.<br />
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Funny, after almost 17 years of marriage, I'd kill Matt if he bought me flowers today. I'd much rather have a plant for the garden. Does that make me an unromantic nerd? I thought so.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-60660788646911172132012-02-09T09:32:00.001-06:002012-02-09T09:54:41.895-06:00Earning the "Overthrow Dictator Badge"<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">One of the biggest surprises about Houston is how cosmopolitan it is. Truly. Because Houston is the US hub of the oil and gas industry, folks move here from everywhere. My kids have friends at school that have lived all over the world- which makes for some pretty funny interactions.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"Libya was run by a mean, mean man. He was so mean, that if you said the "s word" about him, they'd kill you." She started.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">My daughter perks up. (Any conversation regarding inappropriate language does that). "Which s-word...- stupid?" my daughter asks.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"Don't say that Annie, that's a bad word. They'd kill you for that in Libya." her new friend admonishes.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"It's not really a bad word, you know. It just means not smart." my daughter retorts.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"No seriously. If you said that about Gaddafi, they would come to your house in the middle of the night, and use this rope thing that has a sharp knife on one end and ..."</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">I cut her off right there. Executions weren't exactly on our girl scout agenda for the day.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">She went back to telling us about the night she left Libya.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"We were in a van, with our friends, and our dog. We went to the airport in the middle of the night. Our first flight was cancelled. My Mom was really, really upset." (I could only imagine).</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"Why was your flight cancelled?" Annie asks.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">"Because some guys on the ground were shooting bullets at it." she replied.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; font-size: large;">Alrighty.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-size: large;">Next up on the cosmopolitan scene of Houston? Chinatown. Massage parlor. Bang for your buck, ladies. Bang for your buck.</span></span></span><br />
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So when the new nurse asked me if I wanted the kids to get their flu shot, I shrugged my shoulders and said, "You have the mist, right?"</div>
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So yes, both kids got their shots. And realized that shots don't hurt more than the fear of them does. But that 3 year old that witnessed this go down? Good luck getting her to come back.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-48024330010703303212012-01-17T14:00:00.010-06:002012-01-26T08:59:23.162-06:00New Year<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">2012.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">I love January. After a six week splurge of Christmas music, fudge and non-stop tinsel, the quiet simplicity of January is a welcome relief.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Closets are being organized. Drawers cleaned out. Maybe, I'll finally work up the nerve to (finally) unpack the garage. It's a good time to take stock- to make lists, clean house- both figuratively and literally. Simplifying in January means you surround yourself with the meaningful. Let go of the excess that weighs you down. It's freeing.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">Yesterday, I ordered 20 saplings of blue cypress trees. </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 95px; height: 141px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjA30iRe-IQUoJKIRLP5vUfl17wGvWpBr-6-UngtFZTHg04bQR3CLiJtf-HVpsNr3WFG-gxR9mLZ4DZ8uYbXzukhnNRlnWnN7ToG10IG2yuAZnEMEt-NCViLGfKM5zTybJp0d5uzmi4ts0E/s320/cypress" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5698695239072239186" /></div><div style="text-align: center;">A few bare root roses.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 256px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9GFvhJ91ZazpHMUiTpmXlI2zKnW5Aa1qp2-Pzwd-yJQk6aUVJIOkAuMOmm9RxJ0RHLFEeLFL6ytrBhyrjb97kEvkq5-uUEVi1t3vQ-cFsh3nUIdRJYiiIXtiFPbZsmZ5HzWy1R3ybRSXI/s320/roses" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5698769580740747986" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">My backyard is a teensy-weensy blank postage stamp. It will feel good to get my hands dirty. </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-71477709573011746712011-08-08T00:37:00.006-05:002011-08-08T00:58:20.089-05:00Annie Get Your (Ear Piercing) Gun<div style="text-align: center;">At long last, Annie got her ears pierced.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">She's wanted earrings for quite some time. I had to wait until I was 10, and since what was good for the goose is supposed to be for the gander, I'm actually proud I was able to make it to almost eight. Sigh. Must work on parenting toughness. </div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">The week before the grand event, I caught her talking to her ears in the mirror. "Don't worry ears!" she crowed. "Soon you will have earrings!"What is this, a 2nd grade version of "The Secret?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">When the actual day arrived, she got pretty nervous. Here she is with a good buddy, who graciously volunteered to hold her hand. Her little sister ran away- she couldn't bear to watch!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9OSHQ5Qu4hEmSaR43IGxsp0zMZqF-Wuag2_w6IYm0JvvI_k1Xf_D6-Bpst_x0c3oLdnmISYLYBronSFn60z3VXeh_6MO_w09sFSL-nLtoMYwcBnKi5iZ0DQA2HkbkB71lwCABKXBxMfFx/s320/IMG_2598_2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5638357142719420882" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px; " /></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;">First glimpse in the mirror after the earrings are in...</div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZifU5YorgDkc1LhxXTZPbwomXELzRJ5KAINV6t8hpdmBCXZwRO9hIUsN6094zC2Q244NqX9epf7WVpREkhZ502MmEPii3NGL7uamVMPs-PhWOeN6-W3nPQirf6VOAaRt8A5Ityw9DcZum/s320/IMG_2605_2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5638357354892532626" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px; " /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-tab-span" style="white-space:pre"> </span>Success!</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglCQVKlN-kMI84ebdPUpxxG3RSCfkPmodFQonExincaM262Zpu4lIYYb-ZY4ibk_YsMKyiLgGU947PP4Ier0JfX8HlSUgaR65ROMzoFXOVmWuCozVUnSaTU_e3wy3gRc7GxOpVg9gQyOJ4/s320/IMG_2607_2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5638357451142376674" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px; " /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">We celebrated with frozen yogurt from Tasti-D...</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); "><div><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI1xzNIibqGXo6W7sADk8nr1rZjK6D6g3CwEXnps0KTJsGD3qIAbkmN67uiH0fQGL2L2ndQlir1OU1SbPmto50JcVR7HE6Q6Tfwk9ORL4gwoO_gNKpKUVBUAX0drjRp2nQE1aL8cAHPr87/s1600/IMG_2609_2.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgI1xzNIibqGXo6W7sADk8nr1rZjK6D6g3CwEXnps0KTJsGD3qIAbkmN67uiH0fQGL2L2ndQlir1OU1SbPmto50JcVR7HE6Q6Tfwk9ORL4gwoO_gNKpKUVBUAX0drjRp2nQE1aL8cAHPr87/s320/IMG_2609_2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5638356960710350754" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px; " /></a></span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; ">Today it's earrings, tomorrow she raids my closet. Crikey, this goes by fast.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-72261861374422105892011-07-31T10:37:00.004-05:002011-08-03T08:47:39.544-05:00Summer-in-a-nutshell<div>Jumping off the diving board</div><div>Icees</div><div>Baby ducklings</div><div>Circus </div><div>Night fishing</div><div>Fireworks on the beach</div><div>Boat ride</div><div>floating in an innertube</div><div>ceiling fans</div><div>Walking on a sand bar</div><div>corn-on-the-cob</div><div>Engagement Party</div><div>S'mores</div><div>Water slides</div><div>swim meets</div><div>library books</div><div>High tides</div><div>Plane rides</div><div>outdoor shower</div><div>Cracked crabs</div><div>lemonade</div><div>Cab rides</div><div>Liberty Island</div><div>sunscreen</div><div>Subway rides</div><div>Lazy river</div><div>matinee movies</div><div>sparklers</div><div>Train rides</div><div>view from the Empire State building</div><div>air conditioning</div><div>Sonic happy hour</div><div>watermelon</div><div>barbecued chicken</div><div><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-53544740740166424412011-07-02T09:10:00.003-05:002011-07-02T09:26:24.010-05:00Summertime, Summertime, Sum-Sum-SummertimeSummer.<div>It's been a good one so far. A really, really good one. I put the kids in a variety of camps for the month of June, and it went by in a blur. Lucy's new school did a "Here Comes Kindergarten" camp, and it was just the thing to acclimate her & get her excited for the new school year. It helped that she had a "cooking class" in the afternoon. They didn't cook as much as smear frosting on anything that moved. </div><div><br /></div><div>Annie's new goal in life is to be on "American Idol." This surprised our household- because during her spring school play, Annie looked like she was going to blow chow from stage fright. And yet, she insisted on attending a local theater camp. Last Friday was her performance, and I'm happy to say the stage fright has been reduced from nausea to paralysis. Progress!</div><div><br /></div><div>As for me, I've got a dear friend with a booming business who asked for me to help her, but really, we just enjoy spending time together. She's an interior designer- and our first venture together is with a lovely local family that just moved in to a new home. (The irony that I was hanging pictures in their foyer while I still had boxes in my dining room did not escape me).</div><div><br /></div><div>The family are true Texans- and their home reflects this. They have mounted, stuffed (really stuffed) animals on the walls- deer, duck, the occasional wild boar & even a bear. During my first visit, the gracious home-owner told me how she decorated her son's nursery with the stuffed ducks. She said this was a creative way to teach him about animal sounds.</div><div><br /></div><div>"What does a duck say?" she laughed.</div><div>I thought for a moment and said, "Ow?" </div><div><br /></div><div>Next up: packing up the anklebiters & heading to the East Coast. I cannot wait to see the Statue of Liberty, have a beer with my 92 year old grandmother & hit the beach. If there's a Snookie sighting- you guys will be the first to hear. </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-91292360085601787302011-06-05T13:33:00.002-05:002011-06-05T13:36:29.847-05:00Camper In A ComaThe oldest anklebiter starts theater camp tomorrow. We spent a bit of today reading the camp handbook.<div><br /></div><div>"Mom?" she says, glancing over the pages of stage directions. " I think theater camp is going to be a lot like Hogwarts." I smiled, and thought the following:</div><div><br /></div><div>By Hogwarts if you mean lots of pale children wearing black and listening to the Smiths, then yes, my child, you may be right.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-77653864798186848972011-04-19T09:16:00.003-05:002011-04-19T09:22:02.248-05:00For Your Reading PleasureLast night, I go to tuck my 5 year old in, and she's crying.<div>"What's the matter, pumpkin?" I ask.</div><div>"I sometimes think that Daddy will die, and you will die, and my big sister will die, and I'll be all alone." she says, rubbing her eyes while crawling into my lap.</div><div><br /></div><div>I quickly give her a kiss and tell her we'll read a story to take her mind off such depressing thoughts.</div><div><br /></div><div>I picked up Cinderella. Got about 2 pages in, when I realize the Mom kicks it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Bambi? No go.</div><div><br /></div><div>Her sister is reading Harry Potter, and pipes up that this will not be a good choice either.</div><div><br /></div><div>Annie? Nope. Anne of Green Gables? Ballet Shoes? Pippi Longstocking? Orphans, every last one of them.</div><div><br /></div><div>We settled on Seuss' Yertle The Turtle. A nice allegory of social injustice, to take her mind off the heavier things.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-66902460403227739752011-04-06T14:23:00.004-05:002011-04-06T14:35:37.559-05:00Moving Right AlongI just bought 100 feet of bubble wrap and 25lbs of newprint paper. It felt better than a fancy pair of shoes, because it means I'm finally saying goodbye to our rental house.<div><br /></div><div>The rental house with drawers filled with someone else's fingernails. <a href="http://kristenspoutsoff.blogspot.com/2010/07/temporary-fix.html">Remember that housewarming gift?</a> I still shudder.</div><div><br /></div><div>We have lived here live for 7 months. And during that time-</div><div><ul><li>the air conditioner broke twice (something you CANNOT live without in Houston).</li><li>the roof leaked once.</li><li>our power has gone out more times than I can remember.</li><li>the ceiling fan in my kids' room almost came out of the ceiling.</li><li>the kitchen sink leaked.</li><li>the kitchen faucet refused to work.</li><li>The single, solitary outlet in the master bath stopped working.</li><li>A family of (hopefully?) squirrels took up residence in our attic.</li><li>Someone stole beer out of the trunk of my car when I was bringing in groceries.</li><li>Someone stole a book of checks from my mailbox. </li><li>Someone stole my drivers license (with the hideous picture).</li><li>Someone is now posing as me & is working as a dishwasher in a Texas restaurant. Hey! At least they're paying their Social Security.</li></ul><div>Technically, our lease isn't up until July. But the property management company that manages the house is so terrific- they understand the litany of house repairs we've had are somewhat ridiculous, and are being really reasonable. (Blessings everywhere you look!) So yes, this time around- I'm ecstatic to see the packing paper and bubble wrap. I'm wrapping anything I can get my hands on, so the dog better be careful where he naps. </div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-10689425122446045992011-03-30T19:48:00.002-05:002011-03-30T20:01:02.174-05:00And I Thought I Was Annoying...I have no idea if this story will even translate- but today at swim lessons, I met the world's most annoying mom. Picture if you will- a bustling, chlorinated hub-bub of afternoon hulabaloo at the local swim club. The kids that are not swimming in the (urine) pool can play on a plastic play set conveniently situated on some wet (hopefully not also urine) artificial grass. Against the wall, parents sit on teeny-tiny benches that immediately humble and degrade- and we try to look cool as our knees graze our chins. <div><br /></div><div>It was a normal afternoon. Filled with the normal sound of kids playing, parents talking, blah blah blah blah blah. And then...SHE comes around the corner. Trailing 3 children, she immediately starts shrieking, "NO LOLLIPOPS ON THE PLAYGROUND! GET DOWN FROM THERE! RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"</div><div><br /></div><div>I quickly glance up from my Angry Birds (do not judge) and figure her volume and intensity must be a short lived transgression. I thought wrong. This lady has had so many kids, for so long- she simply has forgotten how to talk in a normal voice.</div><div><br /></div><div>"WHAT'S THAT? YOU HAVE TO GO POTTY? DO YOU REMEMBER WHERE THE BATHROOM IS? GOOD! THEN GO! I WILL WAIT HERE FOR YOU."</div><div><br /></div><div>At this point, we all kind of glance around and wonder if someone is playing a joke. She continues.</div><div><br /></div><div>"YOUR SISTER IS IN THE BATHROOM. I HOPE SHE POOPS. YOU KNOW HOW SHE'S HAD TROUBLE POOPING LATELY. SHE REALLY SHOULD BE EATING MORE FRUIT! OH GOOD, THERE SHE IS! LET'S GO- TIME TO GO HOME!"</div><div><br /></div><div>The lady sitting next to her almost choked on her silent tears. Mrs. Annoying packed up her brood, and yelled the entire way out of the club. After I gathered up my kids and told them the story, we came up with our own imitation of Mrs. Annoying.</div><div><br /></div><div>(all of these comments have to be said at the top of your voice. As loud as possible).</div><div><br /></div><div>"HERE ARE MY LIBRARY BOOKS. SORRY THEY ARE LATE."</div><div><br /></div><div>"MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE."</div><div><br /></div><div>"I LIKE KITTIES. KITTIES AND PUPPIES."</div><div><br /></div><div>We laughed (loudly) all the way home.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-33136186585752829362011-03-22T20:30:00.004-05:002011-03-22T20:36:47.460-05:00Things That Bug MeCrikey. I'm getting forgetful in my old age. Hello! Remember me?<div><br /></div><div>So, we're slated to close on our house in California in 6 days. I am almost afraid to write those words, fearful that something unexpected may come up. Because it has. In the past. Two other times. Fingers, toes and all extraneous items are crossed. You will hear the cheering from here if it happens. (and the screams if it doesn't).</div><div><br /></div><div>In other news, we've submitted 3 offers on 3 different Texas houses in the last ten days. Didn't get one. Maybe it's because we've left one of the most horrific housing markets in the country to inexplicably now live in THE hottest real estate market in the WORLD. Like, houses going for $50K ABOVE asking price hot. Ridiculous. </div><div><br /></div><div>I'm holding out hope that the house fairy will come visit and put a somewhat affordable, decent listing under my pillow. </div><div><br /></div><div>In other news, my good friend and her kids recently had a bout of head lice. Despite furtively checking my kids every few hours- and finding nothing, I'm convinced my itchy scalp is bug-who-shall-not-be-named. My husband is tired of holding 2 pencils and a flashlight, and last night gave me the professional opinion that I have an itchy scalp. I may listen to this after I dip my head in some malathion. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-58280377500314827962011-03-01T21:51:00.003-06:002011-03-01T22:07:33.186-06:00A Real GasColin Firth won an Oscar. Huzzah for Mr. Darcy!<div><br /></div><div>In other news, the licking of blisters has stopped, and I've started the infamous Couch to 5k program.</div><div><br /></div><div>I got the app for my iphone, and that, combined with the company of my beloved black labrador, try and make up for the fact that I absolutely detest running.</div><div><br /></div><div>I really and truly hate it. </div><div><br /></div><div>But maybe, with each passing day, I'm starting to hate it less and less. </div><div><br /></div><div>Although this morning's run didn't go so well. I'm not only referring to the cramp that wouldn't leave my left side, or that my dog needed to stop and sniff every other hedge- but I stupidly threw on an older pair of yoga pants this morning. I didn't realize this particular pair of pants were so shoddy that I would need to hold them up as I ran around our local university. Yours truly looked like a 1930's vaudeville act.</div><div><br /></div><div>With all of the running I've been doing- the scale isn't moving much. You see, along with this new regime, I've somehow also acquired the appetite of a 14 year old boy. I'm STARVING. I woke up the other night, and there were bite marks on my arm. I'M EATING MY OWN ARMS IN MY SLEEP. Ok, not really eating my arms- but maybe I am eating a Girl Scout cookie or two.</div><div><br /></div><div>Damn you, Girl Scouts. They need to revise their pledge to something like this- (you can sing it to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy)...</div><div><br /></div><div>"On my honor, I will try</div><div>To sell my cookies to my country.</div><div>To help people get real fat</div><div>and to live on blood pressure medication."</div><div><br /></div><div>Sorry. That's the best I could come up with, and I am now stupidly realizing that most of you probably don't know the real Girl Scout pledge to begin with. </div><div><br /></div><div>In between last week's runs, I squeezed in a yoga class. (Yes, this is the most exercise my body has seen in a decade, and it's like "Hey lady! Shouldn't we be on the couch with a pack of Samoas? What's the matter with you?"). I'm certainly no yoga expert- but it does seem that in the handful of classes I've attended over the years, that somehow, someway- the person on the mat next to me farts. This happened last week. We were supposed to be doing a dog-like, camel something or other- when the lady next to me completely broke wind. </div><div><br /></div><div>It didn't even faze her. She kept on doward camel-ing, or whatever it was- while I fell over in a collapsed heap of distress. It's bad enough that everyone's in bare feet (I think naked feet are hideous)- but FARTING? Crikey. That couch and cookies are looking mighty fine. </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-76227156422521040142011-02-28T14:28:00.002-06:002011-02-28T14:30:48.424-06:00A Dirty StoryThe oldest anklebiter is trying to master the monkey bars at school. On Friday, she came home with a huge blister- her first battle scar.<div><br /></div><div>All weekend, I encouraged her to keep it clean. This morning, she waved her now-almost-healed blister and said "Look at how good it looks, Mommy!"</div><div><br /></div><div>I told her it looked great, but reinforced that she needed to keep it clean.</div><div><br /></div><div>"Yup. I know. I lick it. That keeps it real clean." she replied.</div><div><br /></div><div>Yuck. </div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2090917550030470693.post-49863772086588370422011-02-24T11:04:00.002-06:002011-02-24T11:12:51.638-06:00Next Best ThingSo, you know how cool it is when people tell you that you remind them of a famous person? I've gotten Helen Hunt before- and more than a few tell me that my voice sounds exactly like Jodie Foster. But recently, I've gotten more than a few comparisons to this person...<div><br /></div><div><img src="webkit-fake-url://5CD9C703-601B-4BC5-99F1-33CB69EB0216/image.tiff" /> </div><div><br /></div><div>This is Cameron, from the show "Modern Family." </div><div><br /></div><div>I don't have a mural of myself as an angel above my kid's bed, but did anyone see the episode where Cameron's partner loses his prestigious job as a lawyer? Cameron puts on a brave, supportive front- but then turns his back to the camera and wails "What am I going to do? I like nice things!" My older brother immediately called me to tell me that I was starring on an ABC sitcom.</div><div><br /></div><div>Last night's episode, included a scene where Mitch is brushing his teeth, and mumbles an unintelligible shopping list while Cameron is in the shower. Cameron later hands Mitch the random assortment of items and Mitch looks puzzled and says "I don't even remember asking you for this." Yes! That IS me!</div><div><br /></div><div>I'm available for bar mitzvahs, bookclubs and ladies luncheons. Especially if there's someone playing a harp.</div>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18158470069449295314noreply@blogger.com0